She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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