They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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