I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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