: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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