I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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