ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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