Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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