Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
