He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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