I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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