giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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