Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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