So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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