Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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