You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
He kissed a someone with a penis
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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