people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
