is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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