Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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