is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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