at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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