Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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