Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Randomize
