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Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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