I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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