it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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