i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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