I feel great
I just peed on a car
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
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