I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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