we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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