why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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