just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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