pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Can I color on your dick again?
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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