I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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