Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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