What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
What did we do last night that was yellow?
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
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