If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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