How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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