the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
im holly from the hills drunk
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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