youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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