Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
is that a dick in a sweater?
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
