dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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