Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
my being single is dangerous.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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