I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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