So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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