yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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