either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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