That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
