covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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