so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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