butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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