So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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