Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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