There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
home. puking in laundry basket.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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