Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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