Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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